What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?